The Tag and I
I found I had a tag
Now I wouldn’t like to brag
But the one I had was enormous
Came complete with traumas
So off I went to see
Whether my skin tag and me
Could be accommodated
And at my Medical centre cremated
Now because I was attached
to the tag I went to ask if I could be detached
from this thing
that only would bring
gave me nothing but grief
my visit was brief
no said the doctor it will have to stay
and I was sent on my way
Oh what a blow
I felt so low
That I investigated another way
One that I would pay
£300 plus !!
and that was just
to remove the offending
tag that I was intending
to zap in any way
but what a lot to pay.
So I gave the surgery one more chance
In hopes that I could make a stance
Dr McMurry said
Of course I can-- I’ll freeze it dead.
Oh the joy that ran through my heart
My tag and I would surely part
""The Tag and I" - a poem about Woodhouse Health Centre"
About: Woodhouse Medical Centre Woodhouse Medical Centre Sheffield S13 7LY https://www.woodhousehealthcentre.co.uk/
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