"We are sorry to keep you waiting"

45 mins ago I rang the "how to find a dentist" helpline.

I am now prepared to stuff the guitarist and pianist into the piano along with the automaton woman who pops up to tell me that the service is overused and understaffed, and drop them from the top of the Eiffel tower.

Spose it's 'THE CUTS' or possibly all the staff in the call centre have gone out for a fag and a curry. Whatever, when its all been privatised and Britain is the toothless nation we'll look back on these days as golden.