"They saved my life!"

Anything else?

Spent two weeks inside, yes its a hospital not prison but I treated it like a prison and was so deluded I kept trying to escape even pulling out my caviiter and the tube I had stuck down my stomach at one point phoning my sister to collect me outside, I was in a bad state but as the title says they saved my life, I puked up over the prettiest nurse in the building. (My fondest moment) . Got told of by a male nurse for having a FHM magazine. Managed to persuade the sister to give me sleeping pills on the condition I stopped overdosing on my Morphine drip. Fun times and at only one point was I annoyed. When one nurse was really horrible to me when I had been up all night and asked for a glass of water and she told me she was to busy.